Chappie 2 : Cappy! We're comin' !

Furrer: Charge! (Everyone wearing armor charges into the barren land where Dark Shadow’s castle is.)
Tuba: (Plays a victory song with his ears.)
Furrer: Ok. Angel, Tuba, Furs, Tiger & Stag follow me. The rest of you hide beind the bottom of this turret. If anyone comes, Dragonfly, you are smart, quick & nimble. Transport everyone up the turret.
Dragonfly: Aye aye, Sir Lancelot.
Furrer: Any questions?
Smiley: Are there any candy shops here?
Furrer: No. And you better don’t get distracted by candy candy candy.
Smiley: Hey. Please don’t insult my candies.
Furrer & his team sets off.
5 minutes later…
Smiley & Fluffy: Yawn. We wish there is some kind of entertainment here.
A minute later…
Smiley & Fluffy: Snorezzzzz…

Dragonfly: (Thud, thud.) Somebody’s coming you two! Everyone’s upstairs already! (Grabs Smiley & transports her upstairs.)
Fluffy: AAARRRRGGGGHHH! Dark Shadow got me! Dark Shadow got me! Lemme go you #!@$%$U^$!!!!
Smiley: FLUFFY!!!!!!!
Fluffy: (Chomp!)
Dark Shadow: Owch! This meddlesome critter bit me!
Fluffy: (CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!)
Dark Shadow: OWCH!!!!!! Stop you #@&*$#$*&^%!!!!!!!!!
Dragonfly: (Sees Dark Shadow & Smiley disappear from sight.) Furball, you & Smiley rescue Fluffy. If you get trapped, contact me on my latest invention, the Super Triple Homemade Anti Computer Chip Signallised Watch Signal.
Furball: Ok. You mean your Whatever Signal Blah?
Dragonfly: Hey! It’s Super Triple Homemade Computer Chip Signallised Watch Signal for your information!!!!!
Furball: Yawn. Whatever.
Smiley: Please STOP arguing and rescue my sis!
Dragonfly: Fine. Here. A map might help to make things easier.
Furball: Huh? You know the way?
Dragonfly: If you were looking for me last Thanksgiving, i’ll tell you where I went. The most dangerous place for a furry. Dark Shadow’s Castle. Just to play.
Furball & Smiley: (Look at each other dumbfounded.)
Dragonfly: (Thrusts a map into Furball’s paws.)
Furball: (Runs off with Smiley.)
IN DARK SHADOW’S CASTLE …
Smiley: Ah…ah…AHCHOO!!!
Furball: Shush.
Smiley: (Wipes nose) Sorry.
Furball: (Looks at Dragonfly’s map.) Hmm… about 30 paces or so we would reach the dungeon where Cappy & Fluffy are. Got it?
Smiley: Got it!
IN DARK SHADOW’S DUNGEON…
Fluffy: (Tossed into the same cage as Cappy.) Ouch…
Cappy: Huh? Fluffy? What are you doing here?
Fluffy: (Sobs.) Dark Shadow got me. I hope the rest are fine.
Cappy: It’s all my fault. Furrer’s right. My appetite’s too big. If it wasn’t for me, all of you would be safely at home, either playing or watching TV.
Fluffy: (Pats him on the shoulders.) Well, it ain’t your fault.
Just then, the door opens and Dark Shadow arrives with Furball in one hand & Smiley in the other.
Smiley: I told you we were supposed to go right!
Furball: Let Smiley & I go you $^%*&$^%!!! (Bites Dark Shadow and uses his tail to whip Dark Shadow’s face.)
Dark Shadow: Arrrggghhh! (Drops Furball.)
Furball: (Scrambles up and bites Dark Shadow’s leg, screaming for Smiley to do the same.)
Smiley: (Pops 5 pieces of chewing gum into her mouth and spits them onto Dark Shadow’s legs, gluing them together.)
Dark Shadow: (Falls down with a big thud but manages to throw Smiley into the cage while Furball scampers off.)
Cappy & Fluffy: Oh no! You’re being held captive too! Can this get any worse?!
Cappy: Wait a sec, I’ve got a plan! If we go from over, we go from under.
Smiley & Fluffy: Great idea!
Cappy was busy digging the way out when the door creaked open and an all- too familiar voice taunted in an eerie way:
“Think you’re gonna escape that easily? Think again. Oh come on, I’m not born just yesterday.”
Smiley, Fluffy & Cappy: Uh oh…
IN THE OTHER PART OF THE CASTLE…
Dragonfly: (Sees Furball running back.) Oh no! Smiley got furrynapped!
Furball: Huff… puff…I escaped but…puff…Smiley got…huff…furrynapped!!
Dark Shadow: (Suddenly appears.) Oh goody…more visitors!!
Furries: AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Dragonfly: (Transports everyone up the turret.) Ouch! (Feels a grip on her tail.)
Dark Shadow: I’ve got you now! Hahahahaha!
Dragonfly: (Smirks.) Not quite. (Bites, kicks & punches Dark Shadow.)
Dark Shadow: Owch!
Dragonfly: How ‘bout some of this, punk! (Pulls out a bag of ‘XTRA STRONG CHEWING GUM’ and then tangles it onto Dark Shadow’s face and legs.)
Dark Shadow: Hey! Who turned out the lights!?
Dragonfly: (Pushes Dark Shadow into the moat with alligators.) Catch ya later, sucker!
INSIDE THE CASTLE…
Furrer: I received a message from our friend, Dragonfly that Cappy & the twins are furrynapped. Keep your eyes peeled.
Stag: (Trips over and accidentally activates a secret button making the floor openand then tumbles into the trapdoor.) Huh? Whoa!!!!

Furrer & the others: Stag!? Stag?! Where are you? Stag!? Huh?
IN THE TRAPDOOR…
Stag: (Rubs bruises.) Owww…(Kicks wall.) Stupid button making me fall into a stupid room with no stupid form of escape. Oh well…(Sighs)
IN THE DUNGEON…
Dark Shadow: (Comes into the dungeon with gum sticking all over him and bandages everywhere.) Guess what doofuses? Its skinning time!!
Smiley, Fluffy & Cappy: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!






















