Dragonfly's Hideout

Hey people ! Yes it is me, Dragonfly, your host. Yes, I can see the look on you people's faces. You are all wondering what Furries are and all that kind of stuff. No fear, cos' I'm good at history class and I can tell you more about it. Well here goes. more ...

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Chappie 2 : Cappy! We're comin' !



Furrer: Charge! (Everyone wearing armor charges into the barren land where Dark Shadow’s castle is.)

Tuba: (Plays a victory song with his ears.)

Furrer: Ok. Angel, Tuba, Furs, Tiger & Stag follow me. The rest of you hide beind the bottom of this turret. If anyone comes, Dragonfly, you are smart, quick & nimble. Transport everyone up the turret.

Dragonfly: Aye aye, Sir Lancelot.

Furrer: Any questions?

Smiley: Are there any candy shops here?

Furrer: No. And you better don’t get distracted by candy candy candy.

Smiley: Hey. Please don’t insult my candies.

Furrer & his team sets off.

5 minutes later…

Smiley & Fluffy: Yawn. We wish there is some kind of entertainment here.

A minute later…

Smiley & Fluffy: Snorezzzzz…



Dragonfly: (Thud, thud.) Somebody’s coming you two! Everyone’s upstairs already! (Grabs Smiley & transports her upstairs.)

Fluffy: AAARRRRGGGGHHH! Dark Shadow got me! Dark Shadow got me! Lemme go you #!@$%$U^$!!!!

Smiley: FLUFFY!!!!!!!

Fluffy: (Chomp!)

Dark Shadow: Owch! This meddlesome critter bit me!

Fluffy: (CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!)

Dark Shadow: OWCH!!!!!! Stop you #@&*$#$*&^%!!!!!!!!!

Dragonfly: (Sees Dark Shadow & Smiley disappear from sight.) Furball, you & Smiley rescue Fluffy. If you get trapped, contact me on my latest invention, the Super Triple Homemade Anti Computer Chip Signallised Watch Signal.

Furball: Ok. You mean your Whatever Signal Blah?

Dragonfly: Hey! It’s Super Triple Homemade Computer Chip Signallised Watch Signal for your information!!!!!

Furball: Yawn. Whatever.

Smiley: Please STOP arguing and rescue my sis!

Dragonfly: Fine. Here. A map might help to make things easier.

Furball: Huh? You know the way?

Dragonfly: If you were looking for me last Thanksgiving, i’ll tell you where I went. The most dangerous place for a furry. Dark Shadow’s Castle. Just to play.

Furball & Smiley: (Look at each other dumbfounded.)

Dragonfly: (Thrusts a map into Furball’s paws.)

Furball: (Runs off with Smiley.)


IN DARK SHADOW’S CASTLE …

Smiley: Ah…ah…AHCHOO!!!

Furball: Shush.

Smiley: (Wipes nose) Sorry.

Furball: (Looks at Dragonfly’s map.) Hmm… about 30 paces or so we would reach the dungeon where Cappy & Fluffy are. Got it?

Smiley: Got it!

IN DARK SHADOW’S DUNGEON…

Fluffy: (Tossed into the same cage as Cappy.) Ouch…

Cappy: Huh? Fluffy? What are you doing here?

Fluffy: (Sobs.) Dark Shadow got me. I hope the rest are fine.

Cappy: It’s all my fault. Furrer’s right. My appetite’s too big. If it wasn’t for me, all of you would be safely at home, either playing or watching TV.

Fluffy: (Pats him on the shoulders.) Well, it ain’t your fault.

Just then, the door opens and Dark Shadow arrives with Furball in one hand & Smiley in the other.

Smiley: I told you we were supposed to go right!

Furball: Let Smiley & I go you $^%*&$^%!!! (Bites Dark Shadow and uses his tail to whip Dark Shadow’s face.)

Dark Shadow: Arrrggghhh! (Drops Furball.)

Furball: (Scrambles up and bites Dark Shadow’s leg, screaming for Smiley to do the same.)

Smiley: (Pops 5 pieces of chewing gum into her mouth and spits them onto Dark Shadow’s legs, gluing them together.)

Dark Shadow: (Falls down with a big thud but manages to throw Smiley into the cage while Furball scampers off.)

Cappy & Fluffy: Oh no! You’re being held captive too! Can this get any worse?!

Cappy: Wait a sec, I’ve got a plan! If we go from over, we go from under.

Smiley & Fluffy: Great idea!

Cappy was busy digging the way out when the door creaked open and an all- too familiar voice taunted in an eerie way:

“Think you’re gonna escape that easily? Think again. Oh come on, I’m not born just yesterday.”

Smiley, Fluffy & Cappy: Uh oh…

IN THE OTHER PART OF THE CASTLE…

Dragonfly: (Sees Furball running back.) Oh no! Smiley got furrynapped!

Furball: Huff… puff…I escaped but…puff…Smiley got…huff…furrynapped!!

Dark Shadow: (Suddenly appears.) Oh goody…more visitors!!

Furries: AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Dragonfly: (Transports everyone up the turret.) Ouch! (Feels a grip on her tail.)

Dark Shadow: I’ve got you now! Hahahahaha!

Dragonfly: (Smirks.) Not quite. (Bites, kicks & punches Dark Shadow.)

Dark Shadow: Owch!

Dragonfly: How ‘bout some of this, punk! (Pulls out a bag of ‘XTRA STRONG CHEWING GUM’ and then tangles it onto Dark Shadow’s face and legs.)

Dark Shadow: Hey! Who turned out the lights!?

Dragonfly: (Pushes Dark Shadow into the moat with alligators.) Catch ya later, sucker!

INSIDE THE CASTLE…

Furrer: I received a message from our friend, Dragonfly that Cappy & the twins are furrynapped. Keep your eyes peeled.

Stag: (Trips over and accidentally activates a secret button making the floor openand then tumbles into the trapdoor.) Huh? Whoa!!!!




Furrer & the others: Stag!? Stag?! Where are you? Stag!? Huh?

IN THE TRAPDOOR…

Stag: (Rubs bruises.) Owww…(Kicks wall.) Stupid button making me fall into a stupid room with no stupid form of escape. Oh well…(Sighs)

IN THE DUNGEON…

Dark Shadow: (Comes into the dungeon with gum sticking all over him and bandages everywhere.) Guess what doofuses? Its skinning time!!

Smiley, Fluffy & Cappy: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Chappie 1: Cappy's Missing !!

Cappy: Hmph! This place has no food !!! (Stomps his rear paws and opens his cabinet looking for pudding)
Furrer pokes his head from outside Cappy's house.

Furrer: Wow ! What in the universe - I mean world, happened to ye house ?

Cappy's stomach starts to rumble.

Furrer: Mamma, Mia ! You have kinda big appetite !

Cappy: Grr ... no insuting my big belly !

Furrer: Hehehe ... sorry (pulls head out of window and walks away)

Kitty runs past with Tiger chasing her.

Tiger: Hey ! Come back here, peach pudding pie !

Kitty: Peach pudding pie my rear paw ! I don't like you ! Thought I broke up with you, you @^%#&%$&# !!

Cappy: Hmmph ... Tiger you worry 'bout peach pudding pie (twiddles paws). I worry about my stomach (sighs). He walks past Tayla's Tailor Shop.

Tayla: Hey there Cappy ! Why such a grouch today ?!

Cappy: You wouldn't understand. Oh well (walks past the Furthcoast beach)

Smiley & Fluffy: Hi ! Cappy ! Wanna play with us ?

Cappy: No thank you ... sigh. (walks past Acomcove Park)

Ouch! (A load of apples and acorns tumbled down on him)

Dragonfly: (Sticks her head up from the acorn tree). Heheheheheheheee ! knew my trick would work on dummyheads like you ! (sees Cappy's grouchy face). Wait, wait, sorry ... I mean ...

Cappy: It's OK. I Knew I'm a dummy anyway. You didn't make me angry.

Cappy walks on and on till he reaches the sign saying "Welcome to Furries Island. Fluffiest Fuzziest Furriest place on the planet."

Cappy: (Pulls out his map) Strange, I think I just walked out of Furries Island. Anyway, what could happen ? (sniffs the air) Hey ! I smell bacon !

Cappy: (Looks under a bush) Hey ! Bacon ! My favourite ! Everything's my favourite. (reaches out paw to get bacon as a shadow resembling a feline reached out and grabbed him)

Shadow: You can't escape. None of your little friends can help you)

Cappy: Let me go ! Lemme go you ^$##@& !!?!!

>>> (Back in Furries Island ) <<<

Tuba's House

Tuba: Nothing's gonna disturb me from having my relaxing bubble bath. (His sensitive ears pick up Cappy's cry) Oh me goodness ! Aww ... now I have to leave my bubble bath behind. Grr ... never mind. (shouts like an idiot) Cappy ! I'm coming !!

(In Acorncove Park)

Dragonfly: (Beep beep ...) Hey, my mobile phone's ringing. What the !? (Drops basket of acorn and runs shouting like an idiot) Cappy ! We're coming !!

Angel's House

Angel: (Picks up TV remote and switches on the TV)
TV: (shows a Dragonfly reporter: Cappy's gone missing)

Angel: (Switches Channel)

TV: (Shows many clones of Dragonfly holding up signs reading: Cappy's been Furrynapped !)

Angel: Sigh ! Nothings on today ! (Switches Channel)

TV: We interupt this program to present to you "Cappy's missing ! I'm not fooling the show"

Angel: Grrr ... boring ...

TV: (Automatically switches its volume to 1,000) I'M SERIOUS !!!!!
Just then, her phone rings.

Angel: Hi, Angel speaking.

Dragonfly: Cappy's Furnapped and missing !!

Angel: Yawn. No fooling.

Dragonfly: I'M SERIOUS !!!!

Angel: For REAL ? Arghhh ...

Dragonfly: Tuba, Furrer Little Devil, Furball, Tayla, The Twins and I have searched the whole plae. No sign of him ! Unless ... he went past the Island !

Angel: (Shriek!) M .. m ... might be p .. p .. ossible. Cappy doesn't know whats beyond Furries Island.

Angel and Dragonfly: Where Dark Shadow lives ! Arrrgh !

A whole crowd was standing at the sign which says "Welcome to Furries Island ! Some were praying, some crying and some wearing armour and detective uniforms.

Smiley: (Taps Fluffy) Do you know whats beyond this land ?

Fluffy: What ?

Smiley: Where Dark Shadow lives. Dark shadow is the well known Furry hunter. He skins us and uses our fur as jackets and all that (sniffles). Thats what happened to Great-grandmother (holds up a photo of her).

Fluffy: (Bursts into tears) I don't want Cappy to become a Fur jacket ! Waah ...

Furrer: Cappy's my best friend. We must not let anything happen to him. Furries Unite !!

14 Furries: (Chants) Furries Unite ! (Put paws on top of one another)

In Darkshadow's Dungeon

Cappy: Where am I ? (Realizes he's in a cage). What happened ? Ahh ! (Sees many coats of Fur hanging on the wall) Isn't t...that Fluffy's g-great-g-randmother ? (Fur starts to stand-on-end)

Back in Furries Island

Furrer: I will divide you into two groups. 5 of you follow me and the 7 of you left. Attack Darkshadow if the first 6 of us are down. Any questions ??

Smiley: Can we have candy ?

Furrer: NO.

Smiley: (grouches) Fine. (Pulls out a bag and pops a butterscotch into her mouth)

Furrer: Furries, lets move out !

to be continued ...

Saturday, December 10, 2005

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and it all started because ...

It all started in the Ice Age, where we Furbuddies call Ice Place today. Tiny particles of DNA slowly formed in blocks of Ice. No Furry knew where those DNA particles came from. It still remains a mystery till this day. Err .... ok on with the main stuff. Furrer was our first Furry to step on dry land. (I mean Ice Land). His DNA particles were slowly morphing and evolving inside the ice block to become a little Furry, Fuzzy Smiley happy little creature called a Furry. Our other two Furries, LD and Cappy, were the other two 2nd Furries to step on Ice Land because after Furrer broke out of his ice block, he chiselled away the ice block, letting our 2 pals free. (Unfortunately, Cappy ate up most of the snowcones in stock).

Cappy: (Hit me on the head) Hey !! I didn't.

Me: (Rubs Bruise) Oh yes you did. No wonder Furries Island's Ice melted away so quickly.

Cappy: (Mumbles something and walks away)

Sorry for the interruption. Now where was I ? Oh yes. Afterwhich more ice blocks formed and more DNA particles eveolved and became Furries. I was the 4th one to break out.

Cappy runs over with a pizza and a triple deckered ice-cream cone.

I slapped my forehead. Cappy was always eating !!

Me: Cappy, see I told you so.

Cappy: Told me what ? Told me that your farting cushion got confiscated by Mrs McFurings again ?

Me: Eating too much.

Cappy runs over to Furrer.

Furrer: Hi guys ! (looks at Cappy) Ugh. Choc, Vallina, Pistachio ... your favourite.

Cappy: Got your guess this time, huh Furrer ?

Me: Opps gotta go now bye. Yes and enjoy yourselves !

This is Dragonfly signing out !